A Canticle For Shallows-Folk

(Not-so) Short Stories

From The Author: This year, I have been so busy with other Faire projects that this, nearly 2 weeks into the Faire, is my first blog entry for this Fantasy Faire. I feel pretty bad about that, but I suppose I really should apologise for the nonsensical doggerel below. Apparently, I have not yet managed to make my way out of Wistlyn Shallows….

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Sing! I’m happy: why does this head-toad look so terrified?

Sing, my Tadpoles, sing my Froggos
Sing the Tales of Wistlyn Shallows
Call the Fireflies and the Minnows
Snails and Tuttles, listen well.

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Ecosystem

Framed by Branch and distant banjo
Dusty moon past Spooder’s web fork
Paths of glass and daisies that grow
Up into the azure night.

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Heavenly chords

More than you imagine, Tourist:
Spooder, Snek and Oxford Purist
Tuttle, Snail and Queen be nourished
By the Royal Tater Tot.

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Nonsense

Nonsense? Yes; we don’t deny it
Minnows with their lamps supply it
Likewise, Fireflies, try it? Buy it!
Magical ingredients.

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Sneeeek

Dr Nanners, coiled and charming
His clarinet’s quite disarming
For discerning Shallows learning
And he’ll set your broken limbs.

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I say!

Oxford Froggo’s got his head on
Straight: just ask him, and he’ll dwell on
Dryden, Chaucer, and Poseidon
Never mind his pretensions.

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Tuttle— Featuring Sandie Rau

Tuttle, Tuttle, French and Friendly
Stir that soup, but do it gently
Generous and complementary
Just don’t ask him how it works.

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Goofy, or Terrified? You be the judge….

What are these three snails afraid of?

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Hoodoo Tammy!

Hoodoo Tammy! That’s the name of
Every Bottle Chopper’s frame of
Reference for pure terror.

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She’s over it!

Tammy, on the other hand is
Feeling her last nerve start to frizz

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Every. Blessed. Time.

“I don’t care which one of you is
Starting hijinks: stop it now!”

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Daisy Froggo, Featuring Kylie Lacombe

Daisy Froggo, all alone

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Their Frogesty

Queen Froggo up on their throne

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Macho Froggo

Macho Froggo, dance cyclone

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Hope & Tater Tots

Sing for Hope and Tater Tots.

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The Hatchery

Don’t forget the Hatchery
Where you may find these treasures three!

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Don’t mind me!

And me? I’m happy as can be
Balloons and Toads and Sneks on me


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Daisy Dance

And now I’m off to dance daisies
Until my feet are tired and sore.

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Spooder’s Fork

And children, there’s nothing to fear
From Shallows Stories far and near
The Nightingale’s voice reaches here
The Web is strong: you’re safe now.

Good night, Shallows, Branch and Bayou:
Spooder’s in his Fork and all’s right with the pond.

Notes & Credits:

Balloon Girl Avatar (all items sponsored by my lovely sponsors or available at Fantasy Faire unless otherwise noted!):

In Wistlyn Shallows:

  • Froggos: Kotte, Froggy (Not at Fantasy Faire)
  • Hoodoo Tammy: Quills & Curiosities, Ten Ton Tammy (At the Quills & Curiosities Faire Store!)
  • Dr Nanners: Jian, Ball Python (Not at Fantasy Faire)
  • Hope the Luna Moth: Love, Luna Moth (LOVE is at Faire, but this item is in their Main Store, not their Faire Store!)
  • Tuttle: Hannah Kozlowski, Turtle Mother Swimming (Not at Fantasy Faire)
  • Spooder: Headhunter’s Island, Tarantula (Not at Fantasy Faire)
  • Just About Everything Else: Rivendale (Rivendale Faire Store!)