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The Fairelands Watch

Fairelands Watch in Messina – The Long Paw of Law is really long! – picture by Wildstar Beaumont

A Secret Document: “Induction into Fairelands Watch”
Totally perfectly legally acquired and published, no gremlins, squirrels or other creatures with sticky-paws were involved.

Dinkies and Tinies !! ATTENSHUN!!!

We changed our group to Fairelands Watch to be in sync with Shakespeare. We will be a part of da plays. Da Watch is in many of his plays. This year is Much Ado About Nothing. Our song is Nonny Nonny and is for sale – make sure everybuddy buys one!!! WOOT !!!

We are da Sheriffs and Constables of the Faireland Watch. My title is High Sheriff. Other titles are Sheriff, Deputy Sheriff, and Constable. Now, between us (dis is sekrit) – the titles mean little other than to fit in the plays we will be participating in. We are not Faireland Security – we are in an entertainment role as are the role playing groups… We are here to add atmosphere. In the years I have been involved, I have seen very few problems and I give credit to the presence of the Sheriffs.

Our primary role is to help with the Jail and Bails. We will use this group to inform you of times and locations. You need to be here early – to get in. When we haz a jail and bail, we get to be the “bad guys”. Everyone will be coming to try to bail out the prisoner and sneer at us. We get to raise all sorts of trubble and shout and harass the prisoner, and laugh – use those gestures! The bail amount isn’t determined by us. Our job is to hit that number.

Other than that – while you are cruising about the Faire being friendly and kind, warrant book close at hand. Please help by giving directions, helping poor lost souls. You may “Fine” people 5 lindens for looking awesome, for walking on the grass, – just be creative, Have fun, let them know the pawlice are here to pertekt them. You can direct them to a kiosk. Main thing !!! WE are here to add to the enjoyment of the Faire, if people are laughing, and having fun wif yer menacing adoreyableness – that is GREAT! GOAL ACCOMPLISHED !!

Yew are all hereby inducted into The FAIRELANDS WATCH!! BE safe out there friends!!

HAVE FUN AND FANKS !!!

Fanks soo much to this year’s sheriffs, jailbirds, Djs, and every other muckety muck

Linn Darkwatch
Ktahdn Vesuvino
Blaize Batra
Gem Sunskiller
Jennylynn Capalini
Aminata Potez
Abnor Mole
KC. Snagglettoof
Tea Gupte
Akay Utu
Druscilla Ferraris
Clover Dezno
Caleb Kit
Ursual Floresby
Vecchio Barbosa
Zander Greene

IN GWEAT PAWNESS of DA LONG PAW OF DA LAW !!!

High Sheriff OldeSoul Eldemar

Jail and Bail of Clover Dezno and Druscilla Ferraris – picture by Wildstar Beaumont
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