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Pawlice Corruption: Shocking Revelations About Dinkie Officers!

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Rynn Verwood, an evildinkiecat Officer of the Paw, and Sonya Marmurek, the innocent bun-nymph victim of the Pawlice corruption. – Picture by Sonya Marmurek

Every Faire visitor knows that the peace within the Fairelands is guarded by the fiercely wafflesome Tiny Sheriffs Association, led by the Commandant Xavian Starsider. The Tiny Sheriffs guard and protect the Fairelands, catch and imprison the miscreants for the general justice, allowing the Faire Folk to operate as the judge and jury. The bails can be paid straight into the RFL kiosks, and should it be high enough, the Tiny Sheriffs might benevolently free the criminals and pad away in search of more waffles wrongdoers. Surprisingly the worst offenders tend to be found amongst the world builders and creators. Perhaps it is a much needed balance after all the selfless work for the greater good, or perhaps there’s something more afoot here, something much more sinister and — dare I say? — corrupt!

The last few years the Pawlice have accepted dinkie cats into their ranks, which in general has been applauded as a cooperative expansion to include other breeds than tinies: perhaps one year there might even be Sheriffs of not small stature! However, disturbing news have always followed the dinkie-cat behaviour: reckless distribution of fines on clearly imaginary crimes such as too short dress hems or standing in the wrong spot at the wrong time. This year the misuse of martial power has grown to unforeseen levels!

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Rynn Verwood, FF Exec – Picture by Alisaundra Andel

On top we have pictorial evidence of one Rynn Verwood, a dinkie cat officer of the Tiny Paw of Law, accosting a clearly innocent bun-nymph with false accusations of having dirty barefeet and having an unregistered business of yeyflags and lying to an officer when everyone knows bun-nymphs have always clean toes, yeyflags are an art form and they always tell the truth!

The situation escalated to such lengths that the said clearly corrupted officer threatened to make a coat out of the innocent bun-nymph and sell it to the highest bidder. Surely this is breaking any martial authority, even in the Fairelands!

When contacted with an inquiry about the Pawlice corruption, Commandant Starsider had this to say: “That’s not true. Our officers are good hard working men and women of the law, and only receive frightening levels of authority when they’ve had a good job performance review.” He then continued to address one of his officers: “Linn, thanks for bringing in that box of donuts to the station this morning. Here’s your license for frightening levels of authority.”

The reader might draw their own conclusions based on this statement, but the author calls for justice! Surely blameless nymphs must be allowed to pad around bare feet in the Fairelands!

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Rynn Verwood performing a clearly evil dinkiecat Ritual Dance of Menace and Mayhem.

Explore the beautiful world of Fantasy Faire with Designing Worlds

The Fairechild over Hopes Horizon, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont
The Fairechild over Hopes Horizon, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont

Join us today, Monday 12th May at 2pm at the Designing Worlds studio in Garden of Dreams for a viewing party of our second and final episode from Fantasy Faire 2014!

In last week’s episode we looked at the various events that were happening during the Faire.

Medhir Woods, designed by Rynn Verwood, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont
Medhir Woods, designed by Rynn Verwood, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont

This week we look at the beautiful regions themselves … and talk to some of the designers: Marcus Inkpen (Blackwater Glen), Elicio Ember (The Faery Court), Jaimy Handcroft (Hope’s Horizon), Kayle Matzerath (Wiggenstead Mooring) and Beq Janus (Asperatus).

And we also see the magical Romance of the Faery Court ballet, devised by Amethyst Dovgal and Aisling Sinclair.

Join us at 2pm for an incredibly beautiful show!

Wiggenstead Mooring (designed bty Kayle Matzerath) with Asperatus (designed by Beq Janus) behind, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont
Wiggenstead Mooring (designed bty Kayle Matzerath) with Asperatus (designed by Beq Janus) behind, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont

Or – if you can’t attend in person – tune in to the web at 2pm SLT on Monday for a showing on Aview TV, on SLartist or on Treet – or catch it later in the week on our shows page on the Treet.tv web site at http://treet.tv/shows/designingworlds, on the Aview TV Designing Worlds channel – or on the Designing Worlds blog – our very own version of the iPlayer!

The Fairelands will be open for a couple more days – if you haven’t visited yet, now is the time to take in all the breathtaking builds. And there’s another whole week to complete the amazing Hunt – and also time to enter the special photo contest and the short story/poetry competition.

Palace of Tears, designed by Rynn Verwood, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont
Palace of Tears, setting for the second stage of the Fantasy Faire Hunt, designed by Rynn Verwood, photographed by Wildstar Beaumont

 

 

Medhir Witch Trial

Medhir Witch Trial final

Come join us today to witness the trial of Rynn Verwood, also known as the Medhir Witch! The accusations and charges against her are so dire that we are not allowed to publish such, but perhaps the Tiny Paw of Law might mention some details for donations.

Come see the witch try to wiggle her way out of this with bribes for bail, come witness the Faire Law in action, come question the regulations regarding the witch trials to make sure ducks are involved… whatever your reason, this is the place to be today!

The trial takes place 2-4 PM SLT in Medhir Woods, come on over and bring some extra oil and torches! (Pitchforks optional.)