Jail and Bail is a long-standing Faire tradition of the Fairelands Watch, which apprehends well-known criminals and imprisons them. For some reason, the said criminals are often found amongst our creators and world builders, much to everyone’s shock and dismay. The Tiny Sheriffs tend to be merciful if enough donations are gathered in the RFL kiosks present at the public jailing.
During the long years of faithful and waffle-driven service, the Sheriffs have imprisoned Faire Folk from innocent petite fairies like Yuna Yuadl of Ankle Biter, to more imposing figures such as Alia Baroque of Fallen Gods Inc. Since 2015, the Pawcifers have gone after even bigger scoundrels and arrested Lindens, year after year!
Please be on your best behavior when in the Fairelands, and pay your fines pre-emptively into the RFL kiosks!
The Jail & Bails of 2022
Wednesday, April 27th, 2-4 PM SLT with DJ Muse (Calyope)
Turns out even magical, mythical quadrupeds can’t outrun the Fairelands Watch! Julala Demina of Jinx is a Fairelands Worldmaker, a Region Sponsor, a brilliant creator, and a genuinely nice person. So we were shocked – Shocked I Say! – to see her name on an arrest warrant!
Fantasy Faire Radio will be reporting live from the scene, which promises to be one of the most memorable events of this year’s Faire. Julala will be offering some amazing goodies from Jinx to raise the bail she needs to once again run free across the Faireland plains!
Friday, April 29th, 4-6 PM SLT with DJ Lilith Von Hexem
The word epic was made for this event! The Jailing of Alia Baroque is one of the must-see events of any Faire, and this year is going to be no exception. DJ Lilith Von Hexem has the Fantasy Faire Radio controls, and as always the choice for the Fate of the Fallen rests in your hands. Exclusive skins from Fallen Gods, available only at this event. A show like no other in the Many Worlds. Music fit for a truly momentous occasion. And the Fallen himself center stage to await his fate! Remember to hydrate and maybe get a little extra sleep the night before. This party goes on and on!
Clover Dezno & da Tinies!
Sunday, May 1st, 2-4 PM SLT with DJ Gem Sunkiller
When dastardly deeds are afoot – when chaos reigns supreme – when the going gets weird and the weird get going – you know who is at the center of it all! Yesh! A certain Basement Kitteh and her Band of Desperados! And this time they have gone too far, corrupting the good name of a certain youth organization’s beloved cookies. COOKIES! Is nothing sacred!?
The Fairelands Watch is on top of it. Well, actually they’re sort of off to the side of it. Napping. And snacking. But fortunately, Gem Sunkiller is on the case too, playlist in hand and ready to spin us all out of this revolting development.
Gird your loins and bring your coins, as the Fairelands once more prove the old adage true, “Cookies-cookies-omnomnom-something about a prophesy-yadda yadda yadda!”
Tuesday, May 3rd, 5-7 PM SLT
Walton stands among the greatest Worldmakers ever to grace the Fairelands with their time and talent. His regions are the stuff of legend, always show-stoppers, rich in detail and in narrative. Our respect for him is great! So, naturally we’ve thrown him in jail.
If you love Contraption’s work like we do, you won’t want to miss this chance to pay tribute to the creative genius who brings it all to life!
Friday, May 6th, 1-3 PM SLT with DJ DaveOSaurus
If you missed this event last year, you probably saw stories about it on CNN, the BBC and Good Morning Scottsdale. It was off the chain! If you want to see how the pros get off the hook, stop by to see Patch Linden wheel and deal his way out of an iron cage so strong that even with Super-Duper-God Powers there’s no escape!
You never know what Patch is going to offer, but one thing is certain: There is no other time/space locality where you can pick up the stuff he’s throwing down. Last year, it was crazy good deals on tier fees, customized last names, and a dream date with Shakira! (Turns out the last one was too good to be true. I sat in that Chuck E. Cheese for six hours and…well, never mind. I’m over it.)
DJ DaveOSaurus is the man behind the curtain at Fantasy Faire Radio for what promises to be another historic Fairelands Event!