Jail & Bail 2021

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Jail and Bail is a long-standing Faire tradition of the Fairelands Watch, which apprehends well-known criminals and imprisons them. For some reason, the said criminals are often found amongst our creators and world builders, much to everyone’s shock and dismay. The Tiny Sheriffs tend to be merciful if enough donations are gathered in the RFL kiosks present at the public jailing.

During the long years of faithful and waffle-driven service, the Sheriffs have imprisoned Faire Folk from innocent petite fairies like Yuna Yuadl of Ankle Biter, to more imposing figures such as Alia Baroque of Fallen Gods Inc. Since 2015 ,the Pawcifers have gone after even bigger scoundrels and arrested Lindens, year after year! In 2017 a part of the paid Bail involved the Faire Folk getting more Faire days!

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“Nothing to see here, no pictures, move along!” High Sheriff OldeSoul Eldemar, picture by Alisaundra Andel.

Please be on your best behavior when in the Fairelands, and pay your fines pre-emptively into the RFL kiosks!

The Jail & Bails of 2021

Sharni Azalee/Kilik Lekvoda/ColeMarie Soleil

Tuesday April 27th, 5–7 PM SLT with DJ DaveOSaurus in the Wandering Woods

[Take #1]
Wherever there is corruption in the Fairelands, there you will find the Constables of the Fairelands Watch… causing it.

[Take #2]
When danger looms, when the games afoot, when the going gets tough… the Faireland Watch goes to lunch. When perfectly lovely people are minding their own business, then the Constables spring to action.

Yeah… this isn’t workin’…

What does work is a three-ring circus of Faireland fun and mayhem as three of the most awesome Faire Folke we know agree to let us lock ’em up and Relay to bail ’em out! So when arrests warrants were issued for Sharni Azalee, Kilik Lekvoda and ColeMarie Soleil, we knew it was going to take a steady hand at the wheel to keep us from flying off the grid and crashing into the sun. Granted, that has its charms too! But even better is a celebration of the Faire and Relay For Life, hosted by the super-cool DJ DaveOSaurus!

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Thursday April 29th, 1–3 PM SLT with DJ Calliope Andel & Mike Chase on the Isles of Tarrin

Ok, now things are getting out of hand! And yes, we know we should probably say “out of paw” but that raises the question of whether we should say “out of hoof” and that just sounds weird.

But the point is (nope, not gonna make a Unicorn joke) that when someone as talented and kind as Teager of Teegle ends up in a cage courtesy of the Fairelands Watch, then the time has come to put our foot down! And seriously, can we get through just one sentence without tripping over questions about appendages?!?!

Just bring yourself and get ready for a good time along with the creative geniuses behind the Teegle line of equestrian companions, who are also the Worldmakers behind this year’s Faireland realm called the Isles of Tarrin! DJs Calliope Andel and Mike Chase will be there too, so the music will be divine, the setting will be out-of-this-world, and the jokes will get better. We won’t be “winging it.”

Dang… I give up…

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Alia Baroque

Friday April 30th, 4–6 PM SLT with DJ LilithVon Hexem

Fear and Hope. Life and Death. In the Fairelands, as in any worlds, these forces are forever in play, forever seeking to assert themselves, forever finding balance.

In mighty Valhalla, the scales are once more set for the grandest tale of any Faire, the Jailing of Alia Baroque of Fallen Gods, Incarnated.

Two unique skins will be offered, exclusive to this epic event. Choose one, choose both, but choose and cast your lot with the forces of light and of darkness.

The Drum Mage, Lilith Von Hexem will provide the beat for an event that is so vast, so compelling, and so unique to the virtual world that it could only happen here in the Fairelands.

Rise with the Fairelands on Friday, May 30th, at 4pm in the realm of Valhalla. For now is come the hour of Ragnarok!

[Editorial Comment from Olde: “You didn’t want to go with ‘Ragnarok and Roll?’”]

[Reply to Editorial Comment: “To be honest I didn’t even think of it.”]

[Reply to Reply to Editorial Comment, Olde: “Wake up, dude.”]

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The Tinies

Sunday May 2nd, 10AM–Noon SLT with DJ Gem Sunkiller in Featherfall
If we’ve learned any lessons in the long and illustrious history of the Fairelands, surely we’ve learned that, 1.) sometimes the biggest trouble arrives in the smallest packages, and 2.) Spellcheck really hates Tiny-Speak. [Did you mean ‘Special?’ Noooo, I meant ‘Speshul!’ Geeze!]

And we’ve learned that when there is mischief afoot, the paw prints are usually those of a certain Basement Kitteh and her nefarious gang! So, we have called on the Fairelands Watch and DJ Gem Sunkiller for what promises to be one of the most epic events of the 2021 Faire. We’ve put out an All Points Bulletin for Clover Dezno, Jillan McMillan and Pipa Novelli. So! All you have to do is join us in Featherfall, check your worries at the door, and get ready for a little good old-fashioned justice, Fairelands style!

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Patch Linden

Thursday May 6th, 1–3 PM SLT with DJ DaveOSaurus in Featherfall
Oh, it is ON, ya’ll!

Our friends and fellow Fairelanders at the Lab are some of the most supportive people, and make the Faire possible each year. So, naturally we have the most stalwart of them, Patch Linden arrested for your amusement! Yeah, see this is why we can’t have nice things…

In addition to being good sports, the Lindens always bring goodies and temptations in a sack as big as a whole sim – Region! Not sim! We say Region now. Sorry, Patch!

Uplift to the Cloud with us as the Fairelands Watch proves once more that their reach knows no bounds!

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