FF2018 “Unfortunately, Fortunately” Story Sessions

FF2018 “Unfortunately, Fortunately” Story Sessions

Story 1: “The Waffle Dilemma” – April 21, 2018

Storytellers: Nyza Stillwater, Gwendalynn Precious Stillwater (gwen.enchanted), Vylna Daviau, Linn Darkwatch, Bonnie Pfeffer, Feyda (feydaann.ferryhill), and Ghirahim (deddedbyglamour)

Once upon a time, the tinies of Tiny Town were creating a batch of freshly made waffles in their “Waffle Maker”. Unfortunately, a tiny cat snuck into the machinery and licked up all the butter! Fortunately for the kitten, as it had been out in the rain for days without food… Unfortunately, the rainwater dripped into the waffle batter as the poor kitteh sneezed and shivered. Fortunately, the rainwater was from clouds that formed over a fairyland, so it was full of fairy magic. Unfortunately, the fairy dust got very clumpy in the watery batter and clogged the waffle maker so badly that waffles were banned from then on. Fortunately, The Tinies of Tiny Town could still make pancakes with thick maple syrup! Unfortunately, as everyone knows, tinies require waffles, not pancakes, for their very survival! Fortunately, some of the tinies were very clever, and were working on a machine to transform pancakes into waffles. Unfortunately, Tinies is very disorganized and soon got distracted with a game of Prim Charades. Fortunately, while playing prim charades, they somehow built a pancake-to-waffle machine by coincidence. Unfortunately the the Pawlice soon discovered they were making banned waffles out of pancakes and came after them. Unfortunately, one of their friends in high places was being bribed by the initial person who banned waffles to turn on their friends! Fortunately, they somehow, all lived happily ever after, and waffles reigned supreme!

The End!

Story 2: “The Mysteries and Dangers of the Bazaar Dungeon” – April 21, 2018

Storytellers: Nyza Stillwater, Gwendalynn Precious Stillwater (gwen.enchanted) Linn Darkwatch, Feyda (feydaann.ferryhill), Ghirahim (deddedbyglamour), and Strifeclaw (gager).

Legends say that there are mysteries and dangers to be discovered in the unlit passages of the Bazaar Dungeon so parents warn their younglings to stay on the lighted paths. Unfortunately little ones never ever EVER listen to their parents and they strayed into the dark tunnels. Fortunately, they have found their place with the Magpies where they hunt for shiny things and treasures. Unfortunately, treasure hunters came to disrupt their lives. Fortunately, magpies are very resourceful birds of legend, so they planted false, outwardly shiny treasures in all the best-known special treasure spots to throw the dastardly treasure hunters off the path! Unfortunately, the younglings were also tricked by the false treasures and were seemingly being led to unfortunate nightmares! Fortunately, one of the children saw past the false treasure, and warned the others to stay away, for the treasure hunters would be there! Unfortunately, the treasure, as tempting as it was, was guarded by a giant goblin, who was the stuff of nightmares! And even treasure hunters had heard of the legend! Fortunately, one of the younglings was the daughter of the greatest goblin hunter in the land! Unfortunately, she hadn’t learned all of his secrets before she was lost in the Dungeons like the others! Fortunately, she had her father’s magic slingshot with her. Unfortunately, even though the Bazaar Dungeon is made of stones, there aren’t a lot of little rocks lying around so there was no ammunition for the slingshot. Fortunately, some of the condemned waffles (and pancakes) from Tiny Town had been dumped in a disused cave in the Bazaar Dungeon and – rather stale by now – they made excellent ammunition for slingshots!

The End!

Story 3: “The Hallucinating Unicorn”

Storytellers: Nyza Stillwater, LULU (lulu6kat), Ghirahim (deddedbyglamour, Savage Taurus

One day on their trek across the Fairelands, a unicorn was looking for a special kind of magic that could transform people into unicorns, so they could experience what it was like to be a unicorn. UNICORN! Unfortunately, this was a very difficult process and required many rare ingredients, which were hard to find. Fortunately not all was lost as a pixie name Gide gave the unicorn a poison named Madring that was said to help. Unfortunately, the Madring poison had a weird side effect that caused the unicorn to hallucinate and see poptarts and donuts! Fortunately, the poptarts and Donuts that the unicorn hallucinated were something it could actually eat! Fortunately. Although she could not stay awake, and fell into a slumber, when the unicorn opened their eyes, she was in a dreamworld with white fluffy clouds and other unicorns. There was an Old Fae who beckoned the unicorn to come closer and spoke words to her. Unfortunately, the words that the old Fae said to her was that there was no cure for this hallucination and drowsiness. Fortunately, he did tell the unicorn that after a set amount of time, the hallucinations and drowsiness would start to cease. Unfortunately, another side effect of the toxins was that it made the unicorn lactate a very special sort of milk which caused anyone who drank it turn into…a unicorn! Fortunately she awoke from the deepl slumber, and went to the river near the City, and dumped the poison into it. And they somehow all lived happily ever after.

The End!

Story 4: “The Storm of Silence”

Storytellers: Nyza Stillwater, LULU (lulu6kat), Ghirahim (deddedbyglamour, Savage Taurus

After a large storm had passed over the Fairelands, the people who were visiting found themselves suddenly unable to speak! Unfortunately, this caused panic among the crowds, silent screams that none could hear would have rang out through the Fairelands… If anyone could speak. Fortunately, despite everyone being unable to speak, they were still able to dance which brought joy to everyone’s hearts. Unfortunately a invisible Grimling caused everyone to step on their partner’s feet while dancing, thus causing anger and frustration amongst the people. Fortunately, the silence that gripped the town also helped with the problem at the dock, where sirens would often lure sailors to their dooms, but were now left powerless. Unfortunately, the sirens also knew other ways to attract the sailors, using instruments made from special coral to play their music instead of their voices. Fortunately, the music was quite beautiful, and attracted not only the sailors, but also the Sirens’ dreaded enemy, “The Pawlice Waffleshop Quartet”, and while they could not actually sing, they could still bring down the law upon the Sirens! Unfortunately this just made the invisible Grimling even madder, and he made the world rain black oil that was slimy and stinky. Fortunately, all the oil made the sirens stick to the rocks and allowed the Pawlice time to round them up and take them to jail. Because of the oil rain, the Pawlice were also able to find the Grimling, who was now coated with his own oil! The pawlice were also able to capture the sirens and destroy the instruments, which caused for everyone’s voices to return to the faire!

The End!

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