From the Office of the Faireland Sheriffs
The word “ebil” gets tossed around a LOT these days. Ebil here. Ebil dere. Ebil eberwhar!! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!! (Sorry, scared myself.)
But there are two names that have always been synon – synonamu – syn – that mean the same thing as EBIL! Druscilla Ferraris and Clover Dezno. Yes, the Kitty of Chaos and the Ferret of….something bad that begins with F.
Dees two neber learn! Have we warned them? Have we been patient? Have we given them every chance to straighten up? Have we run out of rhetorical questions? If you answered yes to all of these then good for you! Here’s a waffle!
And what are we gonna do?? We’re gonna lock ’em up! We gonna lock ’em up and take the key to the cracks of Mount Doom (maybe stop at a Stuckey’s along the way for a Pecan Log). We gonna melt that key down, take the little melty lump and throw it in the bottom of Alia Baroque’s toy box, cus NOBUDDY in their right mind would go looking for it in there! <>
So! There remains only one question that we, the Faireland Sheriffs now ask of you, and it is this:
You gonna eat that waffle?
We is da Law. We haz spoken!
Jail & Bail of Clover and Druscilla will take place in Bright Haven 11AM-1PM, come
join the fun witness the injustice!