A Vacation to the Fairelands

After his 315th video game, as an extra on level 14, with designation number 5134, Thembones decided it was time for a vacation. His girlfriend, Banshee, worked in the same game, she was on level 2, with a designation number of 72. How she landed that, he will never know. It was probably the fact that she was a screamer. They were not the easiest to find. Most of the time your jaw rots off, after hobbling around as much as they did.

Thembones headed to “HR”, haha, that always made him laugh, which was an unmarked grave at the back of the level 1 map.

Samantha, a perky little NPC that was dressed up as a cheerleader, answered his knock at the gravestone, thrusting her arm up out of the loose dirt, and grabbing his good leg and pulling. He felt such theatrics were better served for the game itself, but he wasn’t the one running the show, so who was he to judge.

“Bob! What are you doing here? Need another bolt put in that hip of yours?”

“Uggg marawable mump ogglet.”

“Oh, I know your name, you know I like pulling your leg, figuratively at least. Don’t actually want to pull it, since you seem to have such a hard time keeping it on. What brings you down to my unhallowed hovel?”

“Mrargle ugg grwaaaa.”

“A vacation you say . . . . I think I have just the right thing for you. It only happens once a year, and is totally different than anything you have ever known. That is sort of the point of a vacation though, isn’t it?”

“Habgamma grarllll.”

“Ah, she is going too. Hmmmm not sure Upper Management will enjoy that, she is such a hit. You guys have both worked really hard for our franchise. I think I can give you until the 2nd of May off. It really isn’t that many days. Here is your travel package. You will have to use the depixilation portal on Level Z to get to your Travel Terminal. From there the Hostess will make sure you end up where you need to be.”

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Thembones and Banshee arrived to their vacation spot, fairly unscathed. They seemed to have landed in the water, but since they didn’t breath anyway, what did it matter.

Neither one of them have ever been depixilized for that long before, it was a an odd feeling, even for their kind.

Looking to shore, set before them was 14 interlocking worlds, in another gaming universe, spread out and ready for their exploration. He looked at Banshee, saw her crooked “smile”, and knew this was the perfect place. He had heard there was such delicacies as fairy brains here. He just could not wait!

They lumbered out of the waters, ready for their new adventure.

So began the vacation of two Zombies.

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Thembones - Fantasy Faire 2016 - Zombombing the Fairlands - 1Thembones on the Fairelands Sim of Echtra, photobombing a Hedgehog, before he went off in search of dragon brains, which happened to be served down some big shiny hole.

Items worn, which you can find at the Faire are:

Les Encantades – Targaryen Collar – RARE Gacha Item
BluPrintz – Cepherio’s Mask in Black – Fantasy Faire Exclusive

Banshee - Fantasy Faire 2016 - Zombombing the Fairlands - 1Banshee on the Fairelands Sim of Serenity, trying to blend in with the locals. She had to tear off the wings of the first fairy she came upon to complete her look, but Thembones was so delighted over the fairy’s brains, she felt it didn’t ruin the trip at all.

Items worn, which you can find at the Faire are:

SaKiDe – Lienna Outfit in Cream – Fantasy Faire Exclusive
LouLou and Co – Hexa bracelets in Grey – Fantasy Faire Exclusive
Belle Epoque – Prue Headpiece – 100% Relay for Life Item

Thembones - Fantasy Faire 2016 - Zombombing the Fairlands - 2Thembones on the Fairelands Sim of Lucentia, where he happened upon a Wizard, Priest and Scribe. He and Banshee enjoyed a quiet lunch by the docks, holding hands as they watch the now brainless bodies bob in the water. Thembones decided to utilize some of the men’s garments, and created a look of his own. He felt sure to blend in now. He even decided to get try something new, and partook in the Wizard’s Pipe. Banshee thought he looked rather dashing.

Items worn, which you can find at the Faire are:

Gypsy Wolf – Luca Sash in Night – Fantasy Faire Exclusive
W-Zero – Wizard Crown in Purple – 100% Relay for Life Item
Anachron – Clay Pipe/Wizard – Fantasy Faire Exclusive

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Throughout this post I have used the Linden Labs Default Zombie avatars, which are in our ingame Inventory Library. I had always wanted to try out a photobombing, or I should say, Zombombing, with these avatars. I was rather tame, because photobombing actual people is hard on the fairelands, everyone seems to run everywhere.

I was inspired to do this by a group, which is on Flickr, which I like to visit for laughs.

Feel free to join Thembones and Banshee on their adventures in the Fairelands. I am sure people will find it amusing to see zombies running about. I would love to see your take on what you think a zombie would do at the faire.

You can visit and join the Linden Lab’s Mesh Avatars Flickr Group and be sure to add any photos you take to the Official Fantasy Faire Flickr Group as well. Please feel free to comment on this post, if you do end up taking the mantel, and go off enjoying the faire as a zombie.

The Fairelands await your Visit!

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